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cheetahgirl69420:

medieval:

Diagrams of embryos in various positions.14th c. (via) 

These babies are gettin turnt as fuck in there

cheetahgirl69420:

medieval:

Diagrams of embryos in various positions.

14th c. (via)

These babies are gettin turnt as fuck in there

cokeflow:

I’m glad people can’t read my mind cause all they’d be hearing is me saying lmao to myself

sushinfood:

goofle:

She wears short skirts I wear t-shirts and we’re both getting sent home from school because its distracting to boys apparently

okay this one made me laugh

punx-files:

brainstatic:

historical-nonfiction:

A Pythagorean cup looks like a normal drinking cup, except that the bowl has a central column in it. It was supposedly invented by Pythagoras of Samos (yes, that one). It allows the user to fill the cup with wine up to a certain level. If the user fills only to that level, the imbiber may enjoy a drink in peace. If, however, the user gets greedy, the cup dumps all the wine into the unfortunate victim’s lap.

Pythagoras sounds like a real asshole.

he was

punx-files:

brainstatic:

historical-nonfiction:

A Pythagorean cup looks like a normal drinking cup, except that the bowl has a central column in it. It was supposedly invented by Pythagoras of Samos (yes, that one). It allows the user to fill the cup with wine up to a certain level. If the user fills only to that level, the imbiber may enjoy a drink in peace. If, however, the user gets greedy, the cup dumps all the wine into the unfortunate victim’s lap.

Pythagoras sounds like a real asshole.

he was

asapscience:

The Midnight Planétarium watch not only tells time, but follows the orbit of our solar system’s planets. 

asapscience:

The Midnight Planétarium watch not only tells time, but follows the orbit of our solar system’s planets. 

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thebestofaudioposts:

propercheesy:

melmalfoy:

yourleastsassyfriend:

tio-salamanca:

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This is the best surprise audio post I’ve ever seen/heard.

This made me feel so nostalgic

I saw the gif and pressed reblog then play, childhood.

reminds me of ice age. ahhh childhood

k17l53:

sugar-soul:



Thanks satan.

k17l53:

sugar-soul:

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Thanks satan.

hazeldeeznuts:

snerkflerks:

sleeping-horizontally:

holdingmythoughtsinmyheart:

what a beautiful person

And to the introverted theatre kids, public speakers with social anxiety, and florists with allergies. 

Somewhere in the distance, Beethoven’s ghost is applauding.

my love for this post reaches no limits

hazeldeeznuts:

snerkflerks:

sleeping-horizontally:

holdingmythoughtsinmyheart:

what a beautiful person

And to the introverted theatre kids, public speakers with social anxiety, and florists with allergies. 

Somewhere in the distance, Beethoven’s ghost is applauding.

my love for this post reaches no limits

tyleroakley:

girlfights:

Remember when Rihanna and Haley Williams fought Spongebob?

THIS IS THE ONLY VIDEO THAT MATTERS

mclouvin:

sialyxz:

mclouvin:

reading gay smut on ur phone when ur family is around
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More like:


Me: “O-oh boy, gay smut. Oh, nom nom nom-“

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Mom: “WHATCHA GOT THERE BABE?!”

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Me: “Awww, not again.”

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Mom: “Reading Fanfiction again?”

Me: “Yes.”

Mom: “A sexy and smuty gay Fanfiction?”

Me: “Yes, mom.”

Mom: “Sherlock?”

Me: “Yep.”

Mom: “Send it to me later!”

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Both:

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neptunain:

IT HAPPENED

neptunain:

IT HAPPENED

the13thcommander:

der—riese:

the13thcommander:

tupacabra:

neanerbeaner:

tupacabra:

people who say “melk” instead of milk

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I say melk…

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you know, melk is actually the dutch word for milk

are you really going to beat up all of holland

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